Hey Mr. Villager I'd like to trade for ore
You're not gonna give me dirt for the emeralds you adore
Your bargains make no sense
An emerald for a fence?
You know what this is dumb
Have some T.N.T., this'll be fun
Ha your house is blown up
I'm stealing your items
And all your crop
Ha your house is destroyed
I'm ruining your village
That was something I enjoyed
Oh hello there, don't mind me
I'm just stealing what I see
None of you have good trades
So you'll face my diamond blade
Ha your friend has been slain
I'm stealing your items
None of you have half a brain
Ha your town is destroyed
I'm ruining your village
That was something I enjoyed
Think I'll take a look inside this store
Another villager just as dumb as the one before
I'll just take your stuff and go
But before I leave I'll have to make the T.N.T. blow
Ha your town is blown up
I'm stealing your items
And all your crop
Ha your town is destroyed
I'm ruining your village
That was something I enjoyed
Ha your town is blown up
I'm stealing your items
And all your crop
Ha your town is destroyed
I've ruined your village
That was something I enjoyed