So please, show your mom this song
I wrote it just to get a blow job
And when she asks who the f*ck is this by
Just say that it's by that one guy
Over in the corner with a guitar
And his penis out waiting for more
I hope she'll come and rip off my pants
And rub my penis with her soft hands
So please, f*ck me
Please, f*ck me
What's up, and how's it hanging today
Mine's to the left and far away
And by far away I mean f*cking hard
In case you didn't know I'm talking about my penis
I saw your mom just the other day
She bent over and I saw her tits
So please, f*ck
Please, f*ck me