Jacob's a real mean queen, yeah he sits alone and eats
He's probably going to think this song is lame
His band is going slow fast, and his girl has got an ass
He's afraid to touch it because he wants a cock
Sometimes, the way life goes
Is slow and is a low blow
And some things, we don't know
Manscapping's overrated and your pussy's closed
Bob is short for Bobbert, not to be confused with Robert
In Swahili that means I have no cock
He died for cutting up Leslie, and capitol justice helped me
It's nice to know that the system works
Not
Sometimes, the way life goes
Is slow and is a low blow
And some things, we don't know
Manscapping's overrated and your pussy's closed
It was a, big mistake
Writing this so fast
So this is just our little break
From this tempo's wrath
Sometimes, the way life goes
Is slow and is a low blow
And some things, we don't know
Manscapping's overrated and your pussy's closed
Sometimes, the way life goes
Is slow and is a low blow
And some things, we don't know
Manscapping's overrated and your pussy's closed
Manscapping's overrated and your pussy's closed
Manscapping's overrated and your pussy's closed