It's a quarter to three and its clear
Clear to me that you're leaving
Usually, we don't come, come to blows 'til the evening
Now the neighbors are out on the street
Trying to hear what we're screaming about
Oh, if they need a one to one
A reason or an explanation
If they need lessons on leaving
I'll send them to you, Houdini
Oh, you're looking at me
Like you can't quite believe what you're feeling
But I've always known that you'd go without giving a reason
Oh, you start a war, slam the door throw it all in my face
So, I don't want you to stay
If they need a one to one
A reason or an explanation
If they need lessons on leaving
I'll send them to you, Houdini
I'll make my day and trade your place
With anyone who's not walking away again
I blame each escapade on my mistakes
For not letting all this end
If they need a one to one
A reason or an explanation
If they need lessons on leaving
I'll send them to you, Houdini
If they need a one to one
A reason or an explanation
If they need lessons on leaving
I'll send them to you, Houdini