Jacob Sorgjerd - The Sweetest Fall Lyrics

Jacob and Love, ready to climb
A wall made of marshmallows, sweet and sublime"Chalk up, clip in, let's crush this thing!"
But Jacob was eyeing a marshmallow swing
The jugs were soft, the crimps were sweet
Every hold looked good enough to eat"Focus on the beta!" Love said
But Jacob was chomping"Bro, this one's bread!""You can't send the wall if you snack your way through!""But Jacob, these holds are marshmallow goo!"
Each bite they took, the holds would shrink
And soon the whole route was on the brink!
Climbing up a marshmallow wall
The sweetest ascent turned into a fall"Jacob, we're stuck! The holds are gone!"
They screamed as they fell"We're done, we're done!"
But the ground below, what a surprise
A marshmallow pillow to break their cries"Jacob, this wall's a tasty trap
Every hold's a snack, and I need a nap!"
The slopers were sticky, the crimps all gone"Downclimb?" said Love"What are we on?"
Jacob yelled"Heel hook! Try a Gaston!"
But Love just laughed"The best holds are gone!"
Their grip gave out, they started to slide
And marshmallow chunks went flying wide!"Don't whip, don't whip!" Jacob screamed
But the marshmallow wall wasn't what it seemed
It crumbled apart, a sugary quake"Brace yourself, dude! This isn't a fake!"
Climbing up a marshmallow wall
The sweetest ascent turned into a fall"Jacob, we're stuck! The holds are gone!"
They screamed as they fell"We're done, we're done!"
But the ground below, what a surprise
A marshmallow pillow to break their cries
They landed in fluff, soft as a cloud"Jacob, we're alive!" Love yelled out loud
The marshmallow meadow was sticky and sweet"Best fall ever!" Jacob laughed in defeat"You ate the crimps, and we lost the send!""But dude, this wall is our sweetest friend!"
They built a marshmallow castle for kicks
Then demolished it all in a sugar fix
Climbing up a marshmallow wall
The sweetest ascent turned into a fall"Jacob, we're stuck! The holds are gone!"
They screamed as they fell"We're done, we're done!"
But the ground below, what a surprise
A marshmallow pillow to break their cries
Now Jacob and Love are famous for sure
Climbers who tackled a wall made of s'more
They tell their tale at every gym
Of marshmallow walls and a sugary whim
Oh-oh-oh, the sweetest fall
It wasn't the send, but they loved it all!