Frodo Swaggings, controller in his hand
Hobbit in the Shire, now a modern bandit, understand
Quick scope, makin' haters rage quit, they can't withstand it
Headshots from the hilltop, no sniper ever so candid
Baggin' up the XP, coins stackin', loot box
Grenade out the window, watch it KO, detox
In Rivendell, they'd sing of the warrior's road
Late night lobbies silent, once Frodo unloads
Call of Duty with the swag of a ranger
Precise in middle-earth, now a first-person danger
Tell 'em Frodo Swaggings here, no map's unfamiliar
From Shire to shooters, boy's a legend, the thrilling thriller
Chillin' in the lobby, peaceful like a Hobbit should be
But once the game launch, unleash the wizardry
Camouflage cloak, blend in with the scenery
Console or PC, Frodo's the epitome
In Middle-Earth or Modern Warfare, Swaggings conquers
Virtual reality, stack bodies, game shockers
Rings and runes to perks and loadouts
Elegance in action, pullin' miracles out
Even Gandalf's staff can't match the rapid fire
Enemies quake in their boots, hearts full of ire
Frodo dodgin' bullets, no Trolls, just a dire
Situation escalates, call in the shire