Mr. Whale
Send me a postcard from the ocean
Mr. Whale
Send me a postcard don't cause a commotion
Oh Mr. Whale
Mr. Whale
Oh Mr. Whale
Mr. Whale
Prove to me you live there by writing
Your address, because I need to assess
That you exist, and that you are real
And that your name is really Mr. Whale
What's it like being a whale?
Do you have a tail?
Mr. Whale
Send me a postcard from the ocean
Mr. Whale
Like respond this very moment
Oh Mr. Whale
Mr. Whale,
Oh Mr. Whale
Mr. Whale
Why are you a giant fish
I'm being realistic, I'm being serious
Why would you choose to be a water guy
You're a silly little whale
Check your P.O. Mr. Whale
I sent you my B.O. and a Quail
Mr. Whale
Send me a postcard from the ocean
Mr. Whale
Do you make magic potions
Oh Mr. Whale
Mr. Whale
Oh Mr. Whale
Mr. Whale
Mr. Whale
Mr. Whale, Oh Mr. Whale
Please respond
Do you live in a pond
Wait no you live in the ocean