I'm not a freaking leprechaun
I'm not mystical like a faun
I'm not a freaking leprechaun
I'm just small, you are wrong
Why would you do this to me
I'm a small man with powers
Not a leprechaun you see
No pot o' gold, my pockets are just hefty
Smoking a pot of cloves
You sound very racist to me
Nope No Leprechaun
Nope No Leprechaun
Nope No Leprechaun
Nope No Leprechaun
I'm not a freaking leprechaun
Even though I collect clovers
From your lawn
I'm not a freaking leprechaun
I'm not ginger, it's strawberry blonde
I don't even really like potatoes
And what makes you think
I can refract light into rainbows
Not going to drink a pint and
Do a little jig
I got a thick American accent
So I'm going to eat a burger
That is big
Nope No Leprechaun
Nope No Leprechaun
Nope No Leprechaun
Nope No Leprechaun
I'm not a freaking leprechaun
My name is Jack it's not Sean
I'm not a freaking leprechaun
You are racist and a con
I'm not a freaking leprechaun
Green is mean and you are dumb
I'm not a freaking leprechaun
Just stay away from me lucky charms
Nope No Leprechaun
Nope No Leprechaun
Nope No Leprechaun