I have to tell someone about her
Get her certified
She'll give you power to talk
To get a taste for your mind
She'll glower over your awkward gaze
Remind you there's a line
And now her silence
Has made her thoughts the prize
Who's this kid
Who thinks she knows the answer
Who's this kid
This solitary dancer
Who'll just pop a cherry
Deep within
Then miss the ferry
From sleeping in
Who's this kid
The good time disaster
And she goes la la la...
She knows the barflies and the owners
Already got the drinks in
She'll give you life advice from sat inside a padded booth
It's a kind of miracle
She's there at all
She looked at me and said
Who's this kid?
Who thinks he knows the answer
Who's this kid?
This solitary dancer
Then she'll just pop a cherry
Deep within
She miss the ferry
From sleeping in
Who's this kid
The good time disaster
Who's This Kid...