Jack Stafford - Dumpster Diving Lyrics

For some time now I've had my eye on you
And to win your heart, I've made my mission to do
It's gonna have to be something special, cos you're widely desired

You're a healthy girl, who loves to cook and eat
And I know the way, that our hearts can meet
Together we'll create the biggest feast you've ever seen

I may be a poor man
But I've got a secret plan
To the banquet of your dreams.... Gonna take you...

Dumpster diving
Put you in the mood honey
Just look at all this food mummy
Dumpster diving

Bring a torch and gloves, and a crate to stand on
And when jump in choose something soft to land on
Then sink into the delights down below

It might look dirty, a bit of a mess
But open the black bags the food's sealed and fresh
All the food the supermarkets aren't allowed to sell

But before we go
There's one thing you need to know
Don't open the meat bag baby

Dumpster diving
Put you in the mood honey
Just look at all this food mummy
Dumpster diving

I know the bakery with same day bread
The cheesecake shop with an amazing spread
I'll take you to the finest spots all over town

Some say it's risky, but you'll find it fun
If security come, get ready to run
It's not illegal, we're doing the world a favour

We'll finish by the florists, forget a spray
I'll make you a stunning bouquet
To end our perfect day

Dumpster diving
Put you in the mood honey
Just look at all this food mummy
Dumpster diving

Then we'll pack it away in the middle of the night
And make love by the fridge light

Dumpster diving
Gonna make sweet love tonight
Dumpster diving
Gonna make it sweet tonight
Dumpster diving
Gonna make it sweet tonight
Dumpster diving