I just want you outta my hair, you're like dandruff (Damn bitch!)
We was a match made in heaven now it's ashes to ashes
Since you vanished, like magic, damn it
Where'd you get your manners from ?
You're ghosting me like you was Danny Phantom or something
I ain't fan of the way that you been acting hon
And your aggression is just so passive
And every compliment that you give is back handed
I've had it with the talking back and the back stabbing
And all the baggage that you've been dragging, I'm past it
We're past tense
We ain't even friends you a has been
But remember back when, when we were both passionate?
Just a couple of hopeless romantics with no chances but we still hadn't quit
Not yet cynical
My depression wasn't even considered clinical, but it was cyclical
Every time that she left, I was miserable
I needed company, but she hit the road
She always seems to run from me
When I start getting comfortable, she just up and leaves just to f*ck with me
You must be a bumble bee honey, the way you always bugging me
So if you fall in love with the queen, it's gonna sting when she buzzes off suddenly
It's nothing personal, she was just done with me I guess
Now I'm just a f*cking mess
Where'd you get your manners from ?
You're ghosting me like you're god damn Casper or something
I ain't fan of the way that you been acting hon
Your attitude's so dramatic
And every compliment that you give is back handed
I've had it with the talking back and the bad grammar
And all the baggage you've been packing
We're past tense
We aint make amends since the day that you left
You a has been
So tragic, the way it had to happen
A Victim of circumstance, I can't stand it
Feel like a punk like I'm Ashton
Laughing at my back like the laugh track on Two and a Half Men
I wanted more than a friend, no Jennifer Aniston
Get married and have children, she wasn't having it, uh-uh
She had to quit our relationship, she cancelled it, no reruns
And I don't really need much, I just need love
I'm begging for another season
Can we keep in touch?
I go nuts if you don't respond, another episode
Another day in the life, John Lennon quote
She was the Catcher to my Rye, I thought she was my Yoko Ono
The Juliet to my Romeo, her romance is the death of me, Imma overdose
She was my only hope, shit, my one and only Obi Wan Kenobi
So why you gotta ghost me? And leave me feeling so alone
Shit, I thought you was my homie, now I see you just a hoe, bitch
(Keep going)
Where'd you get your manners from ?
You're ghosting me like I was god damn Pac-Man or something
I ain't fan of the way that you been acting hon
Your attitude is so cancerous
And I'm done with the talking back and the back stabbing
The talking trash behind my back you just a bad habit
And then you ask if I wanna get back witchya (As if!)
I never wanna see your ass ever again, you just a has been