J. M. Smig - Crapper Delight (Aka Snapper Crapper) Lyrics

It's the end of the night.
You're at the end of the bar
You're both drunk and lonely
And you get in her car.

She fed you some wine
And a little cognac
And the next thing she knows,
You're sniffin' round her back
And she says:

"What do you think you're doin'?"

You say, "Come on baby.
Don't let this night go to ruin."

"You know what I want
You know that you want the same.
Don't you be sayin' that line
Don't you be playin' that game."

You gotta go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper
Go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper
Go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper
Go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper

You're both half-dressed
And you're both half-cocked
And the window is open
They can hear you down the block

You call her Jane
But her name is Jill
You rub it with your thumb
And ask if she's on the pill

You get off the pants
And the panties, too
You pull them down with your teeth
And she laughs at you

When she's not looking,
You sniff the lace
Then you grab her by the hips
And pull her to your face

You gotta go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper
Go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper
Go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper
Go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper

Red wings, brown wings
You just don't care
As long as she's got it
Sticking up in the air

You want to give her a ram,
You've got to give her a ream
You've got to build up the cream
You've got to make her scream

So you're getting her going
And she's grinding and bucking
She's says she's getting there
And you're not even f*cking

You want to get her ready
To feed her the beef
Because you think you're so big
That you'll make her queef

You gotta go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper
Go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper
Go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper
Go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper

You're both going down hard
And it's feeling real pleasant.
Then with a wink of her eye,
She gives you a present

You gotta go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper
Go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper
Go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper
Go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper

And around
And around
And around
And around

You gotta go down on her snapper
While you're diggin' her crapper