Jellyfish - Ignorance Is Bliss Lyrics

Wake up! Miss Toadstool
It is I, your one and only king
Bowser Koopa
I'm a turtle as you've seen
A little slow and a little green
But on the whole, I'd say
"Soopa doopa"!

Princess Toadstool
I know you're frightened, mm-mm
And if you knew just why you're here
Your fear would just be heightened
So let's just say
Ignorance is bliss

Oh, well I hate to be a bummer
I've brought you here to bring me plumbers
You know those brothers, oh, what's their names?
Oh yes, "Mario and Luigi!"
Just the sound of them makes me queasy!
I'd love to take that monkey wrench
I'd play my own game

Princess Toadstool
You're so misguided, mm-mm
I've never been fond of bookworms
But then again this one does make good Mario bait
I can't wait
Ignorance is bliss!

With my magic book, I'll shower
Those clumsy lizards with my power
Until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel!
My only problem with these spells
Is that I know not what they tell
So every hex leaves me perplexed
And all I want are those plumbing fools

Princess Toadstool
You're not so clever, mm-mm
All your words are alphabet soup
A picture tells it better
I'll say it again!
Ignorance is bliss

Haven't you heard? A picture's worth a thousand words!

You call yourself a princess
But you're a braniac in a dress
I can't believe you waste time with these books
You remind me of my kid sister
She read so much she got a blister
A big one, I mean big, on her brain, what a schnook!

I'd like to get my hands...
Just one time with a monkey wrench...
I'd fix their plumbing

Princess Toadstool (Princess Toadstool, why you)
I know you're frightened, mm-mm (I will electrify you, and I've been thinking you are so misguided)
'Cause if you knew just why you're here (While I would tell you why you are here, your)
Your fear would just be heightened (Fear would just be heightened)

Princess Toadstool (Princess Toadstool)
You're not so clever, mm-mm (You are not so clever, and I think really pictures say it better)
All your words are alphabet soup (All of your words are alphabet soup)
A picture tells it better (But pictures say it better)
For the last time...

On second thought, I think I've made my point.

[Thanks to harpesianpublic for correcting these lyrics]