I have a dog his name is Rover
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog his name is Rover
Ee by gum!
I have a dog his name is Rover
When he shits he shits all over
Shit all 'round the room, me boys
Shit all 'round the room
I have a dog his name is Fritz
Oh my goodness!
I have a sausage dog his name is Fritz
Ee by gum!
I have a dog his name is Fritz
He shits and shits and shits and shits
Shit all 'round the room, me boys
Shit all 'round the room
I have a dog a big Great Dane
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog a big Great Dane
Ee by gum!
I have a dog a big Great Dane
He wipes his b*m and he pulls the chain
Shit all 'round the room, me boys
Shit all 'round the room