Ivan Bosch - How To Eat Lyrics

My bro went to the doctor
He's forgotten how to eat
I said dude how are you living
Without your share of meat
The doctor said he was mad
This wasn't very good
Cos people can't survive
If they don't eat food

The doctor had to feed him
Through a plactic tube
And then an idea dawned on me
And it involved a cube
I bought myself a Rubix cube
And put it in his mouth
I tried to make him solve it
But the doctor pulled it out

My bro, forgot how to eat
Oh dear
How can this be
My bro , forgot how to eat
Now he's missing
Out on this feast
My bro, forgot how to eat
Oh dear
How can this be
My bro, forgot how to eat
So now who'll eat
This block of cheese

My buddy nearly died that day
Turns out he was insane
The doctor sent us to America
By a private plane
In America we looked around
To find the hospoitac
But it turns out the address
Was just a swimming pool
We decided to call the doctor
Cos we thought he made a mistake
But it turns out he was trying to
Make us buy a stake
We asked him what he needed it for
He said it didnt matter
But we found out a secret
He was gonna kill Dracula

My bro, forgot how to eat
Oh dear
How can this be
My bro , forgot how to eat
Now he's missing
Out on this feast
My bro, forgot how to eat
Oh dear
How can this be
My bro, forgot how to eat
So now who'll eat
This block of cheese

My bro, forgot how to eat
Oh dear
How can this be
My bro , forgot how to eat
Now he's missing
Out on this feast
My bro, forgot how to eat
Oh dear
How can this be
My bro, forgot how to eat
So now who'll eat
This block of cheese