To Catch A Predator Video (MV)

I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl
I'm trying to lure evil into my world
I tell 'em that I'm curious and I'm only twelve
Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself
Buckets of throw up are next to my computer
Hoping that they show up 'cause what I'm about to do to 'em
Would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade
Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade
The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside
In my best little girl's voice, I'm like
"Hi, come on in, I'm putting on my bikini"
And when the door shuts, that's when I let 'em see me
"Hi there", I stab 'em in the neck first
'Cause it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts
Carve his whole face off and make him eat it
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding

I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service
'Cause people out there, think they don't deserve this
Until it's your kid an old man's finger f*cking
Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in
I don't blame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance
While his dick is still in his pants, they never get the chance
I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen
"Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?"
Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee
"Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes"
And within twenty minutes, here comes a f*cking doctor
Knocking on my door, a pedophile butt-knocker
"Come in, have a seat" and then I stroll in
With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his colon
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody

Wait, please, mister clown, sir, you don't have to do-, zip it
Please, please, I've got money, we can-, shut it, f*cker
Please we can work this out, silence, I said

Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead
Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head
Cut they f*cking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths
Now what y'all talking about?

I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
Why did you bring condoms?
I didn't mean to

The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking
What the f*ck am I thinking?
I put my face paint on, go downstairs and beat they ass sometimes
'Cause it ease my mind
Some of them are dead and some are still living
But I'ma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given
I hit em with the nail gun, or the stun gun
They can't run, so they both mad fun
I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell
I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well
I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there"
But I left a head sitting on the living room chair
He seen it and ran, I had to give chase
We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face
I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck
Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck

Somebody help-, zip it
Please- , shit it the f*ck up
People are looking, silence

A bus full of high school kids watched it happen
He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping
Plus the neighbors seen it and so did the mailman
But they all never said nuttin' 'bout it again

I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

Yo, Liz
Meanwhile, back at the house
Hey, come on in, what kind of alcohol did you bring?
I brought Absolute Citron, I brought Mandarin Orange
I brought a shot of Jagermeister (wow)

In several cases the men were asked to bring food
Alcohol and condoms, law enforcement says
This helps show an intent to solicit a minor

What have we got here?
A bag of Funyuns
Funyuns? What about condoms?
Did you bring condoms?
I did
You did?