If you turned into a worm tomorrow
I'd climb to the top of Mount Kilimanjaro
To get the finest dirt to put you in
While I'm on my quest to be not human
If you were an earthworm
I'd make the earth burn
Down to ashes
And greenhouse gases
If you were a worm I'd turn you back
Or whatever you'd rather
If you wanna stay a worm
Then we could be worms together
If you were a worm I'd love you to death
If you were a worm I'd take my last breath
As a human
I'd make a new plan
I'll find the witch that turned you and beg her to turn me too
I'd go to the ends of the earth
That's how much you're worth
To me
Oh baby
Of course I'd love you if you were a worm
We'd both just sit there and squirm around
In the ground
And when it rains
We'll come out to play
Our tiny brains
And our little veins
We don't have to be human anymore
There's no taxman knocking on our door
There's no bills to pay
Not today
Today we're worms
And that's all we have to be
If you wanna be worms tomorrow
Then that's perfectly fine with me