Why do we sing about Berlusconi?
Because we can! Because we can!
Why do we refuse to eat Macaroni?
Because we can! Because we can!
Why do we steal and copy other music?
Because we can! Because we can!
Why are we always singing such a bullshit?
Because we can! Because we can!
You might think only Obama can
But that's not fairly true
We fligh higher than aeroplanes
And make something stick with glue
Why do we sing songs about poor fellas?
Because we can! Because we can!
Why do we fake our fans with hip hop?
Because we can! Because we can!
Why are we running away from the mob?
For our lives! For our lives!
Why don't we think a second to stop?
They have knives! They have knives!
You might think only Obama can
But that's not fairly true
We fligh higher than aeroplanes
And make something stick with glue
Why do we masturbate though we have girlfriends?
Because we can! Because we can!
Why do we always pay our rent?
Because we can! Because we can!
Why do we love the work of Jon Lajoie?
He's ironic and sarcastic!
Why will my next child will be a boy?
She'll take a surgery - a plastic!
You might think only Obama can
But that's not fairly true
We fligh higher than aeroplanes
And make something stick with glue
Why do we never loose any of our fans?
We never had one - we never had one!
Why won't we ever fulfil our plans?
He's the bad one - I'm the mad one!
When will we ever stop singing this song?
Now!