I think grapes are tasty because they are not poison
They're also good in soda; yum, yum, yum
But don't spill grape soda 'cos it stains super bad
Until your sweater's purple, then you won't be mad-ad-ad
I like purple, I like purple
It's the color that is in grapes
Plus purple sweaters, purple sweaters
Are equally as purple
Plus they're cute and they're soft if they're not super stained
But if they have to be then they can 'cos they're also purple
The only issue here's that my head is a T.V. so
I can't actually eat grapes 'cos I just don't have a mouth
But I still think that grape soda is super cool
I don't need a mouth to know that it tastes good
Grape so-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-da
I'm gonna wear my sweater because it's purple, too
I'm gonna pretend I can drink soda, that's what I will do
I'm gonna wear my sweater because it's purple, too
I'm gonna pretend I can drink soda, that's what I will do
That's what I will do