Alex and Jack, not the coolest of teens
Celebrated life, where other people grieved
They shared their loot, and drank the world away
Sitting on a grave, one dark and rainy day
Passing the bottle, Jack smashed out Alex tooth
(The) blood from the virgin, mixed with the hootch
Alex the loser, cries in his sleep
Alext he awkward, misery so deep
How cruel is the world, poor little creep
Sad little boy, what secrets do you keep?
Startled by pain Alex fell of a tomb
Dropped Captain Morgan and spat out some blood
(The) reaction was instant, the dead came alive
They crawled up their graves, this dark and rainy day
Scared by the creatures, brought up from the ground
Jack went of running, but Alex stood his ground
He raised the dead!
He brought them back!
He gave new life!
A loser no more!
Finding his purpose, it went to his head
Bleeding and spitting he raised all the dead
Bounded by bloodshed, the zombies hailed their king
Who would have known, what darkness he would bring
Draining himself, one graveyard a day
Watching the world, turn forever gray
Alex the mighty, lord of the dead
Alex the ruthless, what horrors he spread
Alex the demon, it went to his head
Die tiny Alex, rise Xal the necromancer!
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