ICP (Insane Clown Posse) - The Greatest Show Lyrics

We've got funhouses, murder go rounds
House of horrors, and wax museums
Tunnels of love, terror wheels
House of mirrors and killing fields

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Aaah shit!
Damn bitty bam
I'm violent j and I f*cked your mom
And I'm leadin this spectacle in your town
We got magic and voodoo and wicked clownz
Most people don't like these juggalo's
You can take these nuts and juggle those
If your scared sleep
With your parents under the covers
I'll hex all three of you muthaf*ckas
We got bitches with bearded faces
Hunchback acrobatic mental cases
Serial murderin psychopatchic's
And little redmen with lil hatchets, chop!
In detroit we don't blood or crip
But that don't mean I won't bitch smack that lip
We got folklore people love down since birth
Welcome to the greatest show on earth

[Chorus: x2]
(everyone come see the greatest show)
Invite everybody that you know
(come and be down with the clownz)
Give it to me
The magical dark carnival's in town

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I'm shaggy the clown
And I don't give f*cks
I push old ladies out in front of mack trucks
I picked your daughter up, whennever I need
Drop her off in the mornin smellin like weed
F*ck gene simmons and his drunk ass clique
And every other rock band who stole my shit
We's real juggalo's
With the dead we dance
And I'll kick your ass through your leather pants
I'm a wizard I throw wicked hex's
And made your nutsac bigger than texas
And as you cry on how fragile it gets
I'll stomp it and throw bricks at that bitch
I'm a circus sideshow faygo fool
So f*ck video shows and lalapalooza
Your gift from a world five under the dirt
Bring you the greatest show on earth, bitch!

[Chorus x2]

[Violent J:]
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalo's and roll
(c'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalo's and roll
(c'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalo's and roll
(c'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Everybody come, everybody come, everybody

[Verse 3: violent j & shaggy 2 dope]
[Violent J:]
Legs diamond strikes on the chosen chord
Mike clark puts it all through his oujia board
Me and shaggy recite the forbidden passes
That tell you that they're comin for your bitch ass
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
How can you tell if they're out to get ya
Look in the mirror
See a clown there with ya
First you see him next second he's gone
That can only mean that it won't be long
[Violent J:] we dippin
I'm still keepin it real
Put triple gold daytons on ferris wheels
Strap my coffin up to em and roll
You can tell I'm comin cause I shake the floor!
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Tell your bitch ass mama that she can suck my dick
If she got some kinda problem with my shit
(bitch)
Nothin could stop us
Nothin on earth
Now witness the greatest show on earth!

[Chorus x2]
(muthaf*cka!)

[Violent J: w/backround vocals]
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalo's and roll
(c'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalo's and roll
(c'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalo's and roll
(c'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Everybody come, everybody come, everybody

[Chorus: until end]