Flying through the clouds on a rainicorn
Jamming some songs on my basset horn
I got lots of bubblegum on my breath
Going to the treehouse to hit up some meth
Chillin out with Jake the dog and finn the human
When I'm high I feel like a new woman
Flame princess helps us out with the bong
Most people would say a 13 year old doing this is wrong
But we're in the f*cking land of Ooo
And honestly this treehouse has a great view
Me and the boys raid breakfast kingdom
The truth is we're the opposite of fearsome
We live in a cartoon with no f*cking consequences
Living dangerously by jumping fences
And doing so much drugs I'm losing my senses
Susan Strong is pretty weak in bed
I prefer muscle princess instead
That little f*cking snail that follows us everywhere is a f*cking drug-addict I swear
He has that hollow look in his eyes
I kinda hope he f*cking dies
Shelby the worm is telling me his life story
He's so much more annoying than Dory
I don't what the f*ck to do anymore
I already have Ice King chained up as my whore
I run outside and find James Baxtar
It helps me feel good when he's so bizarre
I use the enchiridion to smack Jake in the head
Oh shit. I think he's f*cking dead
Nope but now we're in a pillow fight
I know I can put him down if he tries to bite
Jamming on Marceline's bass
I kinda hijacked her place
You should see her f*cking face
She looks like she's about to spray me with mace
I think I'm all adventured out for the day
I can't wait till Cake notices we got her spayed
My name is Fionna, and this was me throwing shade