[ Featuring Seko ]
What's up chat
Barack Obama was the 44th president, chat. He was the 44th president
Yeah
It's ya boi
Isai on the beat
Yeah
I'm out here with my nigga Seko
He finna rap too
Yeah
Feelin' presidential like Obama
The guy that set up the death of Osama
Tried to survive, like the show total drama-rama
Tried to be a pilot, but he got karma
Back in the day when some of us was farmers
We ain't use foreplay, as a starter, we was young ballers
My bitch, yeah, she told me that I'm a charmer
But f*ck her, she talk too much, I try to harm her
Presidential like Obama
Had a campaign in Nevada
Whilst eating tikka masala
And then a drink of guava
Someone spat in it, f*cking llama
I said, bitch
Ran up on him with katana
I was f*cking, she said, harder
I said, boo
That's all I got to offer
We really love Obama
That's why we made this song
Together
But we want to tell a story
About the time we made this guy
Turn deliquescent
Yeah, while I was walking at the corner shop
And I saw this fat dude with a boner cock
He was at the park, he was stroking it
And I asked him, "can I touch the tip?"
Touched it, and it squirted out
Overcome by joy, n-word blurted out
At this point, he turned deliquescent
I told him, bro, I just turned adolescent
Could you not tell because of my pubic hair
You the reason bitches on TikTok choose a f*cking bear
This guy ran into a playground and touched a kid
Want some candy
I told him, bro, this was just a bit
Shit, my name is Chris Hansen
It's very nice meeting you
I'd like to speak with you for a minute or two
Have a seat
Oh yeah, by the way, this guy was fat
He was so curious, and I told him that
We, we love Obama
That's why we made this song
Together
But we just told a story
About this time we made this guy
Turn deliquescent
