Winnie The Pooh is having a wank
And what are you up to? said Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies in Dingelydell
Singing: f*ck off Noddy, you stupid prat
F*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat
Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack
Mary Contrary is flat on her back
Pinky and Perky are having a snog
Little Miss Muffets been sick as a dog
Singing: f*ck off Noddy, you little prick
F*ck off Noddy, you get on my wick
Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint
Sneezys flaked out, he cant see the point
F*ck this for a lark said Sweet Jack of Hearts
Which one of you bastards has shit on my tarts?
Singing: f*ck off Noddy you bloodless berk
F*ck off Noddy, youre just a jerk
F*ck off Noddy, you smelly turd
F*ck off Noddy youre so absurd
F*ck off Noddy you stupid prat
F*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat
F*ck off Noddy you little wimp
F*ck off Noddy youre a piss brained shrimp
F*ck off Noddy you stupid prat
F*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat
Ian Dury And The Blockheads - F*ck Off Noddy Lyrics
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Winnie The Pooh is having a wank
And what are you up to? said Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies in Dingelydell
Singing: f*ck off Noddy, you stupid prat
F*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat
Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack
Mary Contrary is flat on her back
Pinky and Perky are having a snog
Little Miss Muffets been sick as a dog
Singing: f*ck off Noddy, you little prick
F*ck off Noddy, you get on my wick
Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint
Sneezys flaked out, he cant see the point
F*ck this for a lark said Sweet Jack of Hearts
Which one of you bastards has shit on my tarts?
Singing: f*ck off Noddy you bloodless berk
F*ck off Noddy, youre just a jerk
F*ck off Noddy, you smelly turd
F*ck off Noddy youre so absurd
F*ck off Noddy you stupid prat
F*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat
F*ck off Noddy you little wimp
F*ck off Noddy youre a piss brained shrimp
F*ck off Noddy you stupid prat
F*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat
And what are you up to? said Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies in Dingelydell
Singing: f*ck off Noddy, you stupid prat
F*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat
Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack
Mary Contrary is flat on her back
Pinky and Perky are having a snog
Little Miss Muffets been sick as a dog
Singing: f*ck off Noddy, you little prick
F*ck off Noddy, you get on my wick
Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint
Sneezys flaked out, he cant see the point
F*ck this for a lark said Sweet Jack of Hearts
Which one of you bastards has shit on my tarts?
Singing: f*ck off Noddy you bloodless berk
F*ck off Noddy, youre just a jerk
F*ck off Noddy, you smelly turd
F*ck off Noddy youre so absurd
F*ck off Noddy you stupid prat
F*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat
F*ck off Noddy you little wimp
F*ck off Noddy youre a piss brained shrimp
F*ck off Noddy you stupid prat
F*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat