Insane Clown Posse - Redneck Hoe '99 Remix Lyrics

Ain't that 'bout a hoot?
What you so mad about?
Them god damned city folks commin' 'round these here hills lookin' for
a piece of that tender young ass.
Yeah
Well let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better than to give her puddin'
to anyone else but pa.
Rapping to this bitch with a redneck, a redneck, that f*cking redneck
Rapping to this bitch with a redneck, Violent J gonna step to that red
ass neck. Bitch you're a redneck, but I gives a f*ck I'm about to step.
I never met a southern belle cowpoke and I know 'till now you only
f*cked your kinfolk. Bitch, I can't believe that, everytime you smile
you look like Cactus Jack. Just cut the lights out, cause I still wanna
bang that bearded biscuit out. Bitch, I know yous a freak. Lemme
bitch slap that butt cheek and try to keep that toothless moutch shut
and don't say shit you funky ass fat bitch. I don't square dance, I drink
monky blood, kick voodoo chants (Whoop Whoop). But don't act like
you didn't know, like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo jiggalo. Bitch,
wait hold up, what, I can't have your pa staring at my butt. Tell him to
leave a keep the barn doors closed. All I need his him trying to grope
my nizzos.

Bitch yous a how, and hoe yous a bitch
Everybody knows that yous a funky, funky bitch
Bitch yous a hoe and hoe yous a bitch
Everybody knows that yous a funky bitch

Rapping to this bitch with a redneck, a redneck, a chicken ass redneck,
A bitch with a beard and a redneck. Yo Shaggy step to that red ass
neck. Bitch, it's Shaggs. Before I teabag yo' face, take off them rags,
you been chillin in the barn all night and day. Shoveling horse shit and
f*cking with hay. Bitch with your neden off in the tag, I don't give a
f*ck, play Ricky Skaggs. Yeah, that's right, f*ck Conway Twitty. With
your red ass nipple on your redneck titty. Bitch, I roll down south with
a swisher sweet hanging out my mouth and sporting a ten gallon
cowboy hat but after I tap it, man, f*ck that bitch. I'm from the big city
and I fixin' to bust a nut on that one big titty. Oh shit, it's Wilbur's
daughter, fondeling pig nuts and I caught her. Bitch drop them hog
balls. She dropped her sack, then dropped her drawls. She looked
like a crow that's all I know but I still f*cked that redneck hoe.

Bitch yous a hoe (uh huh)and hoe yous a bitch (that's right)
Everybody knows that yous a funky funky bitch (come again ya'll)
Bitch yous a hoe (uh huh)and hoe yous a bitch (that's right)
Everybody knows that yous a (what?) funky bitch.

I know a redneck bitch named Wylita, straight stacked. Biscuit in the
pocket, nipples looked like flapjacks. Chicken face bitch, two or
three good teeth. If I ask for sugar, she's a big fuzzy peach.
Now I remember when she milked the cows. Sticks of hay in her
mouth, ass hanging all out. Got me itching on my balls and I'm rubbing
my wang. That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang. Hey there
missy, I'm from the east and I wouldn't mind laying in the hay for a
piece. You can rub my butt like you do your pa's, or I can hide my
meat inbetween your jaws. Even hum a little something sweet by Clint
Black while you stroke and caress my tender nut sack. Like it rough
bitch, don't ya. I can bring the pain. She said, "Ain't that that damn
movie by John Wayne?"

Rapping to this bitch with a redneck,a redneck, a chicken ass redneck,
a bubbly bitch with a redneck, turkey funky chicken neck.
Bitch it's Twiztid, with a Z. You redneck hoe, is you f*ckin wit me?
Neden scabbed up like a horse's ass but I'm a tap it anyway and use
your hair for my nut rag. Bitch, what the f*ck? Smells like a pile of
dead fish in your butt. Your shirts all covered with fishing tackle and
I saw more teeth on an apple. Bitch, you better ask Uncle Gus or you
and the rest of the Clampets are getting f*cked up. Oh me, I talked to
the spirits. Witches, demons and they all keep screaming.

Bitch yous a hoe (uh huh) and hoe yous a bitch (that's right)
Everybody knows that yous a funky funky bitch (come again ya'll)
Bitch yous a hoe (uh huh and hoe yous a bitch (that's right)
Everybody knows that yous a (what?) funky bitch

Round up your boys and ya head down south, and find a redneck
hoe and put your dick in her mouth..