HypoKritical - Cowboy Politics (Redux) Lyrics

I got a baby she's as cute as can be
But when she drinks she likes to puke all over me
I got a lover who looks like a million bucks
One of 'em likes to talk the other just wants to f*ck
What's a guy to do with two girls he loves so much?
One of 'em knows how to kiss the other one just sucks

Since I've been in love with them
I wonder when they'll become friends

People tell me I got it made
I tell them it's not worth gettin' laid
Sometimes I just want to walk away
And then they start kissin' on me and my brain goes the other way

Between the two of them I spend a hundred bucks a day
I don't think it's worth the games that they play
One likes movies the other likes to bowl
But both of them are a part of my soul
So I juggle both these girls in my life
If it wasn't illegal in this state they'd both be my wife

This may sound like an episode of Jenny Jones
But my heart knows what it likes and it likes to make them moan
Don't get me wrong I don't love them just for sex
But it's hard to get around it when everything else is so complex

So you're probably wonderin' what it is I'm gonna do
I can't withhold my feelings I have for you and you
So I'm gonna come clean and tell you both the truth
I met a girl that doesn't throw up on my shoes
And one who likes to talk in bed and doesn't ignore my view
So I think I found true love in one girl instead of two