Listen Donnie, your dreams will finally end
The horror is over and the world can amend
Checkmate in five, Donnie
Your lies and cheats they accrue
Checkmate in four, Donnie
Blunders and failures they grew
Checkmate in three, Donnie
Resistant rivals too few
Checkmate in two, Donnie
Your moves are too easy to see through
Hey ageing orange, striving back for the throne?
Playing chess with the world, with some tactics your own
Playing with words, with opponents, playin' the ultimate fool
Every move is a deceit and your pawns willing tools
Your knights ride out in square, so proud and bold upon their steeds
Your queen manoeuvres in the dark, sowing discord with her deeds
But your castle walls are crumbling and your kingdom in decline
As the world watches amused, your massive downfall is divine
Checkmate in five, Donnie
Your lies and cheats they accrue
Checkmate in four, Donnie
Blunders and failures they grew
Checkmate in three, Donnie
Resistant rivals too few
Checkmate in two, Donnie
Your moves are too easy to see through
In your head you're king, in fact you're just a jest
A tumb pawn in our game, we won't give you any rest
In all your greatness, your power, in your imagined might
Checkmate in two, Donald, now this is the end of your flight
Checkmate in five, Donnie
Your lies and cheats they accrue
Checkmate in four, Donnie
Blunders and failures they grew
Checkmate in three, Donnie
Resistant rivals too few
Checkmate in two, Donnie
Your moves way too easy to see through
Checkmate in five, Donnie
Checkmate in four, Donnie
Checkmate in three, Donnie
Checkmate in two, Donnie
Ageing orange we chew, we chew