Howdytoons - Everybody Farts Lyrics

Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Where do they come from these smells from behind
From the air we swallow and the food that we eat
When we eat food it is digested into our intestines
It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life
When this happens nitrogen, methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside
They have to come out 'cause they must be free, ya mon
Your mommy farts
Your daddy farts
Your brother farts
Your sister farts
Even all the people on your streets make a fart
Everybody needs to fart every single day
If they do no farting there's going to be some pain
Dogs they fart
Cats they fart
Cows that eat the grass, they fart
Zebras fart
Camels fart
As termites eat your house they fart
Farting is so natural it's as healthy as can be
If you smell one stinking, don't you look at me
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts
Everybody farts, everybody farts