Greetings Earthlings
Please fasten your seat belt's
We are about to journey through: "The Guerrilla Swamp"
In the swamp you may realize some things are a bit unusual
Time travels backwards and no path is walked twice
If anything is to happen to our spacecraft while travelling across this unknown territory
Please remain calm
If you happen to fall into the swamp tar, don't panic
Rescue personnel will be arriving shortly
Sit back, relax, try and appreciate what the swamp has to offer
Your time here is limited
Thank you for choosing New Funk Travel
We hope you enjoy your trip...
You may sink or you may swim
You may loose or you may win
You may sink or you may swim
You may lose or you may win
Oh Lord