I'm gonna go downtown where the snacks abound
Gonna load my sacks for the apocalypse oh baby
Mega Friday is here and it's all quite clear
The weekend is fine and it's mine all mine
I've left work early 'cuz my ass is numb
My brain's on pause working for the man
The dollar store is near only one move is clear
I'm gonna run run run and push and shove
To the dollar store to please my hungry guts
Then I'm glued to the couch watching scary movies
It's all shortbread cookies and white corn chips
Salsa and candy of every kind I'm ready
My pantry is filled all for just ten bills
Gonna eat and eat and never ever get my fill I'm ready
The dollar store fuels my hungry tummy
Makes me feel glad even when I'm sad
Brings me peace inside when the whole world is cold
Everyday's a good day to snackocalypse!
Just eat your favorite snacks and get over it
Then get glued to the couch watching scary movies!
YEAH!