Hit Hoarder - Beer Store Boogie Lyrics

Feeling kind of Thirsty since I drank my last Brew.
Store closes early and then I'll be screwed.
I look out in the driveway and I know what to Do o
And if the cops stop me I'll say I've only had Two.
This sure ain't the safest route to go but it's Damn sure ain't my first rodeo. On the Beer Store boogie.
Searching all over trying to find my keys.
The clock still ticking and I need to leave.
My wife probably Hid them is what I believe
And she said Hell no when I asked her please.
That woman you know she tries to keep me in Line but you can't keep me from a damn good Time
I need to beer store boogie.
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12 steps is for quitters and you know that's True.
I look for wisdom from the chosen few
I thought to myself what would George Jones Do
Then I looked at my grass and right away I Knew
I pulled down the road on my zero turn I got a long way to go and no time to burn
Doing the beer store boogie
Headed back home gripping a cold can
Flashing lights behind me messing up my plan
I thought this was gonna get out of hand
But I sat there forever waiting for the man
I went back to his car and ask him what was Wrong
But his eyes were bloodshot and his breath Was strong
He did the beer store boogie
Doing the beer store boogie