Somethin' about me doesn't feel quite right
Movin' kinda slow, walking in a dream Got a little bit of drool slidin' down my lip
Gotta get me a cup gotta take a sip
I confess I probably drank too much
This mornin' just tryin' to start the day off right
I always do that then hours later
I come barrelin' down like an alligator
Comin' down from a caffeine high
Feelin' low, apocalypse is nigh
I remember I'm down and out missin' you
Comin' down from a calfeine high
Got one of them cards for the coffee shop
After 50 cups I get a free latté
Can't stand those places, they're so damn chic
But I get a free fix about once a week
A pretty good spot to watch some ass
Read the paper and let time pass
Forgettin' 'bout you, feelin' groovy 'cause
Nothin' gives you a buzz like caffeine does
Comin' down from a caffeine high
Feelin' low, apocalypse is nigh
I remember I'm down and out missin' you
Comin' down from a calfeine high
Liquor lust don't cut it in the middle of the day
Can't go around at work with tears in my eyes
Ask me how I'm doin', I'm bound to say
I'm comin' down from a caffeine high
All wound down and now it's five
Somehow I managed to stay alive
No more coffee, bedtime is near
Why it's about time to start on the beer
Comin' down from a caffeine high
Feelin' low, apocalypse is nigh
I remember I'm down and out missin' you
Comin' down from a calfeine high