Hinder - Bad Mutha Fucka Lyrics

Alright

I'm laying in bed with a lit cigarette
Can't say if last night
Was a blonde or brunette

Megawatts is on the phone
Keeps blowing me up
And there's three shots of whiskey
In my coffee cup

I'm a bad mutha f*cka, heeh (Hehehehe)
I'm a bad mutha f*cka
(I'M A BAD MUTHA FUCKA! Hehehe)

I can polish off a bottle
In the blink of an eye i can drink all night
And not pay a dime

Just to soon kick your ass as I take a piss
F*ck, even Chuck Norris
Don't want none of this

I'm a bad mutha f*cka (Hehe)

I can pick up any chick i meet at the bar
I can even take the one
Right off of your arm

I got a woman at home got a kid on the way
I got a girl in New York and four more in LA

I'm a bad mutha f*cka (Mutha f*cka, hehehe)
I'm a bad mutha f*cka (Hehe, Ha ha ha)

I got hookers by the hand
Four-five at a time
But they're the ones paying me
By the end of the night

Pimps hunt me down and try to get the cash
And then me and Samuel Jackson
Bust a cap in their ass

We're bad mutha f*ckas (Hæh)
Bad mutha f*ckas, come on (Ha ha ha)

Writing bad checks to the IRS
I'm a master at passing sobriety tests

(Hahaha)

Selling dope to the Hot Topic
Kids at the mall i'm like OJ baby
I get away with it all

(Hahaha) it wasn't me
(Hahaha)

I'm a bad mutha f*cka (Hehehe)
And he's in jail mutha f*cka, come on

I got a room in my house
For my ten foot bong
I'm pretty sure George Thorogood
Wrote me a song

I'm a bad, bad, bad to the bone, mutha f*cka

Bad to the bone (Bad mutha f*cka)

There's only one motherf*cker that may
Be badder than me
And that would be Rob Corddry (Ha ha ha)

By the way before I sing this
You should know i was raised Catholic

But i'm a virgin alterboy

(hahaha)

I get stoned on sunday
Take my grandma to church
I pick up all the girls in catholic skirts

Tell them that I got a big van full of toys
Hell it looks better than the preacher
Jerking off little boys

He's WORSE than a bad mutha f*cka (Ha ha ha)

I'm a bad mutha f*cka he's a bad bad man

(HAHAHA) just saying
Don't even know what to call that
Burning in hell?

My dad is so proud of me, hahaha (Ha ha ha)