Bad Mutha F*cka Video (MV)

Alright

I'm laying in bed
With a lit cigarette
Can't say if last night
Was a blonde or brunette

Megawatts is on the phone
Keeps blowing me up
And there's three shots of whiskey
In my coffee cup

I'm a bad mutha f*cka, heeh
(Hehehehe)
I'm a bad mutha f*cka
(I'M A BAD MUTHA F*CKA! Hehehe)

I can polish off a bottle
In the blink of an eye
I can drink all night
And not pay a dime

Just to soon kick your ass
As I take a piss
F*ck, even Chuck Norris
Don't want none of this

I'm a bad mutha f*cka (Hehe)

I can pick up any chick
I meet at the bar
I can even take the one
Right off of your arm

I got a woman at home
Got a kid on the way
I got a girl in New York
And four more in L.A.

I'm a bad mutha f*cka
(Mutha f*cka, hehehe)
I'm a bad mutha f*cka (Hehe)
(Hahaha)

I got hookers by the hand
Four-five at a time
But they're the ones paying me
By the end of the night

Pimps hunt me down
And try to get the cash
And then me and Samuel Jackson
Bust a cap in their ass

We're bad mutha f*ckas (Hæh!)
Bad mutha f*ckas, come on
(Hahaha)

Writing bad checks
To the I.R.S.
I'm a master at passing
Sobriety tests

(Hahaha!)

Selling dope to the Hot Topic
Kids at the mall
I'm like O.J. baby
I get away with it all

(Hahaha!)
It wasn't me
(Hahaha!)

I'm a bad mutha f*cka (Hehehe)
And he's in jail mutha f*cka, come on

I got a room in my house
For my ten foot bong
I'm pretty sure George Thorogood
Wrote me a song

I'm a bad, bad, bad
To the bone, mutha f*cka

Bad to the bone
(Bad mutha f*cka!)

There's only one motherf*cker that may be badder than me
And that would be Rob Corddry
(Hahaha)

By the way
Before I sing this
You should know
I was raised Catholic

But
I'm a virgin alterboy

(hahaha)

I get stoned on sunday
Take my grandma to church
I pick up all the girls
In catholic skirts

Tell them that I got
A big van full of toys
Hell it looks better than the preacher
Jerking off little boys

He's WORSE than a bad mutha f*cka
(Hahaha)

I'm a bad mutha f*cka
He's a bad bad man

(HAHAHA!)
Just saying
Don't even know what to call that
Burning in hell?

My dad is so proud of me, hahaha
(Hahaha)