High Life Pony - Hypochondriac Lyrics

Saphire belly ache
Gluten allergic
Hips like Elvis Presley
Hands like a surgeon
Sippin' on Chamomile tea
Sniffin' detergent
Keeled in sheets of cotton
Ears like a virgin
Daddy was a hypochondriac, yeah
Momma was a hypochondriac, yeah
Maybe I'm a hypochondriac, yeah
I'm thinkin' I'm a hypochondriac, yeah
Crystal light piggy back rides, captains orders
Save your own life trapping flies, pay it forward
Lick a stamp, clean your tongue, return to sender
Take your time. I'll take my time
Topaz belly ache
People allergic
Losing my thought of train
Pet like a Persian
Surfin' on a couch potato
Baked like a chippy chip
Spread like a snowy angel
Wrapped like a turban
Daddy was a hypochondriac, yeah
Momma was a hypochondriac, yeah
Maybe I'm a hypochondriac, yeah
I'm thinkin' I'm a hypochondriac, yeah
(It's my birthday I can cry if I wanna)