Hiding In My Hoodie - Funhouse Lyrics

Tried to sell the Devil my soul
He said there was nothing there at all
"But lucky for you, you can succeed on your own
Go forth out into the world and be cold"
I live down the street from a playground
Kids climb like monkeys and taste chalk
I went out one morning and I had a breakdown
'Cause I saw rainbows scribbled all over the sidewalk
Really goes to show that parents these days
Don't know what they're doing, and it's such a shame
Before your tyke becomes a lesbian
Listen to my expert advice
Though I've got no formal training and I whine like a baby
I'm the most qualified intellectual on the scene
And I will be your precious mouthpiece
'Cause I've always wanted the whole world's eyes on me
We're living in a funhouse where no one's having fun
This room's walls are lined with mirrors, yet life has never been so unclear
At shift's end, I go home alone
While my soon-to-be ex-wife prays that I'll just kick the can
So then I hit my side B up on the phone
'Cause he sure knows how to treat a man
And my kids are haters that refuse to empathize
With a guy whose silver screen dreams died
To give the people what they want, innocent bodies
Their blood drips on the floor, pouring from my ceiling
But I've got your dad's phone number as my bank account
If you don't wanna grind for that, tell you how
Spew christofascist agitprop 'til the hogs sing
Funded by a capitalist warlord who operates a pedophile ring
We're living in a funhouse where some men are having too much fun
This room's walls are lined with mirrors and life has never been so disgusting
And I will look down on you from Mars
Drinking and smoking the fattest cigars
And I'm way too high up now to ever wanna come back down
Become so disillusioned I almost forget that I'm human
For my pride's larger than my dignity's small
And none of us are going to heaven
Oh, you'll never get to heaven
I'm stumbling in a funhouse looking for the king's robe
But everybody in here is naked and the only thing I smell is shame