Freddy Krueger tell another joke
Freddy Krueger tell 'em about the time
you got that girl with the fingerbang
in the waterbed
Ash from evil dead you f*ckin' dick
Ash from evil dead you f*ckin'
son of a bitch you make me laugh
your jokes are such a gas
if I want a comedy
then I'll watch cannonball run
but really when I wanna see
some f*ckin' bitch get her head lopped off
I'll call someone else
Can I get a Jason Jason Jason Voorhees
He'll punch your head right off your neck [x4]
(jj blazing hot fire)
Micheal Myers what a f*cking joke
Micheal Myers just a giant homo mime
he's not the best unless he's boring me to death
all these shitheads never get it right
all these shitheads would rather
sit around and tell a joke than fight
I won't be watching them tonight
if I want a comedy
then I'll watch cannonball run
but really when I wanna see
some f*cking bitch get her head lopped off
I'll call someone else
Can I get a Jason Jason Jason Voorhees
He'll punch your head right off your neck [x4]
off your head off your head
you better run bitch [x4]
now you're dead now you're dead
and now he's taking a shit right down your throat