This is the story about a time I drank myself to death
I was at a dinner party
With a free bar and some booze for sale
I was halfway down a bottle of whiskey
When my buddy called
He told me to come to a party
Free booze for all!
I did not think through it
Not smart at all
But what's a man gotta do
To mend his f*cking scars
Drinking, boozing and fighting all night
That's what I gotta do
You were lucky little mother f*cker
That I didn't meet you, yeah
So here I am at this party
Full of low lifes like me
Trying hard to drown my sorrows
With som Jacky D
I don't remember much from that night
To this very day
It must have been one hell of a party
So what can I say?
I did not think through it
Not smart at all
But what's a man gotta do
To mend his f*cking scars
Drinking, boozing and fighting all night
That's what I gotta do
You were lucky little mother f*cker
That I didn't meet you, yeah