Everybody's got this feeling inside
(It kicks in every morning and starts to burn)
You just gotta have it there is nowhere to hide
(When you taste it your life starts to turn)
Alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine
It's just so much better than being clean
Just give me a coffee, just bring me a beer
And a f*cking cigarette and we're in the clear
Life is so much better than you thought it would be
Won't you come and have a beer with me
We'll put all our troubles aside
Buckle up baby it's a hell of a ride
This is just something you won't admit
(It feels so good yeah it feels so good)
You have an addiction you don't wanna quit
(I'm not addicted, I'm not conflicted)
Alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine
It's just so much better than being clean
I have an addiction I don't wanna quit
I'll have another beer cause I don't give a shit yeah
In front of me lies the way back home
It's full of holes and broken bones
Sometimes I wish I could press rewind
But I have another beer and some boobs on my mind
Life is so much better than you thought it would be
Won't you come and have a beer with me
We'll put all our troubles aside
Buckle up baby it's a hell of a ride