A wise man once said that time is money and money is net
Then promptly tripped over one marking territory for rackets
All it took was two Doritos
We shall contemplate that we're all gonna die one day
Just like that bird who looks like popcorn where it lay
And all it took was two Doritos
Boom pow crash bang boom pow crash say it louder
Whap whap whap whap whap whap whap say it louder
Kawhump kahwump kawhump kawhump
Kawhump kawhump kawhump one more time
Boom crash boom crash kawhump
Whap whap boom crash chorus
And all it took was two Doritos
Two regular ass Doritos