Her Dog Henry - You Only Love Him Cuz He's a Bastard Lyrics

You know I ain't been feelin' right
Since you walked out the other night
Went right back to your old boyfriend
The one who punched me on the chin
I may not be as big as him
At least I don't sleep with your best friend

You don't really love him
You don't even like him
You only want him
'Cause he's a bastard

I know he's better lookin' than me
But he don't love you and make you tea
I pack your lunch every day
You go out with him and he makes you pay
The night he crashed your Malibu
You went home with him while I waited for you

You don't really love him
You don't even like him
You only want him
'Cause he's a bastard

C'est un vrai con, to je chuj
Es un pendejo, e un stronzo
Er ist ein Arschloch, yeah
He's a real, a real son of a bitch!

You don't really love him
You don't even like him
You only want him
'Cause he's a bastard

He sold your jewelry on e-Bay
He kicks your dog when you're away
He's always rude to your mum
He steals your smokes and chews your gum
He takes all of your best liquor
Gets drunk and hits on your kid sister

You don't really love him
You don't even like him
You only want him
'Cause he's a bastard, Yeah, Yeah
Whoa he's a bastard, yeah yeah
Whoa he's a bastard, yeah yeah...