Her Dog Henry - New Protective Coating Lyrics

I take my Honda to the car wash
For a detail and a vacuum job
Your left earring's still under the seat
And crumbs from the crackers that you eat
But you moved on to a new sedan
Or does he drive a mini-van?
I look into the glove box
I feel myself floating
I see your face in those dashboard lights
I know you're out there gloating

But I don't care, no I don't care
I've got a new protective coating
I said I don't care, no I don't care
I've got new protective coating

I take the train alone
I'm by myself when I get home
I open up the cupboards
And I see your peanut butter
But you're in a different kitchen
Making sandwiches for another
And as I stare into the fridge
I feel myself floating
I see your face in that Smuckers jar
I know you're out there gloating

But I don't care, no I don't care
I've got a new protective coating
I don't care, no I don't care
I've got new protective coating

My chassis is now trust-proof
I've got a hard shell on the roof
I'm nothing if not aloof
You won't see my heart corroding
With my new protective coating
You won't see my heart corroding
With my new protective coating

Your magazines are by the bed
There's one dirty sock that you left
Your name still tops my address file
Your number's on my speed dial
But you moved on to a different phone
Newer model, better ringtone
As I stare into that four-inch screen
I feel myself floating
I hear your voice in that last text message
I know you're out there gloating

But I don't care, no I don't care
I've got a new protective coating
I don't care, no I don't care
I've got new protective coating
But I don't care, no I don't care
I've got a new protective coating
I don't care, no I don't care
I've got new protective coating
I don't care, no I don't care
I've got new protective coating