[ Featuring The Severinator ]
Why the (anvil) does Home Depot sell plants? (Yeah!)
Why the (fart) do they need to do that? (Yeah!)
Whenever I go to Home Depot to buy a lightbulb for three dollars and twenty seven cents
They always have them for three dollars and twenty eight cents
It pisses me the (eagle) off (What?)
So I pulled out a bomb and I go nyehahahaha (Yeah!)
I then explode the plant aisle because
Why the (woo) does Home Depot sell plants? (Yeah!)
Say-a-Home Depot
Home Depot!
Say-a-Home Depot
Home Depot!
Say-a-Home Depot
Home Depot!
Home Depot should sell wood that is exactly
Two point one three one three one two one seven nine (Yeah!)
You didn't let me finish
As I was trying to say
Home Depot should sell
Two point one three one four one seven one two one three three three three six-inch planks!