Well she walked to school with a Brady Bunch lunch box
A Paisley skirt and pink striped tube socks
Has a shrine in her room to Donny Osmond
There's a time in your life when you want to blend in
Don't wanna stand out in a crowd
Get a load of that red haired, white bread, blue collared midwest daughter
Unplanned, ain't life grand
It rolls down hill just like water
They kept a plan, made a heck of a stand
Raised a hell of a hullabaloo
When they named that girl Comanche Sioux
Her mama had a beauty shop picture of Crawford
Daddy gave her everything the plant could offer
Yeah Twiggy and Elvis got nothing on her
Grandma, grandpa, uncles, and aunts
Say why'd you name a girl that way
Get a load of that red haired, white bread, blue collared midwest daughter
Unplanned, ain't life grand
It rolls down hill just like water
They kept a plan, made a heck of a stand
Raised a hell of a hullabaloo
When they named that girl Comanche Sioux
C-O-M-A-N-C-H-E S-I-O-U-X
C-O-M-A-N-C-H-E S-I-O-U-X
Give them heck girl
I wanna tell all the kids who giggle and snicker
When they call her in the roll at school
Now don't you go judge her cause a rose is a rose
And I bet you ain't got a song written about you
Get a load of that red haired, white bread, blue collared midwest daughter
Unplanned, ain't life grand
It rolls down hill
Red haired, white bread, blue collared midwest daughter
Unplanned, ain't life grand
It rolls down hill just like water
They kept a plan, made a heck of a stand
Picked a fight with the ACLU
When they named that girl Comanche Sioux