Hello Newman - The Corporate Cliche Song Lyrics

Maybe we should take this one Off-line
If you could just go to the Next Slide
Next week we'll take a Deeper Dive
Who's dog is that barking?
Now please correct me if I'm wrong
Makes sense, but let me ask you this
So now what I'm hearing is
At the end of the day
Oh Crap we're running late!

For our Monday Conference Call
Hope you enjoyed the weekend
Hi, hello and who just joined?
They must be dialing back in
No, Sorry! I was, I'm sorry I was on Mute
Can you repeat that for us please?
On our Monday Conference Call

As we're still working out the kinks
So we can hit the ground running
First thing in the A.M
We've got lots of oars in the water
I'd like to echo what Pam said
I haven't even had my coffee yet
Will you be e-mailing the deck?
Has this call been recorded for those who could not attend?

Our Monday Conference Call
Briefly discuss the weather
Any questions or concerns?
Followed by Awkward Silence
No sorry I was, I'm sorry I was On Mute
Can everybody see my screen?
On our Monday Conference Call

Our Monday Conference call
The password isn't working
There's issues with our connection
We may go a little over
I've got a Hard Stop, I've got a Hard Stop at Nine
Today we'll give you back some time
On our Monday Conference Call

Our Monday Conference call
We'll plan to follow up then
I'll circle back to you
With some action items
And Key take-aways
Key take-aways and Next Steps
Please share your best practice
On our Monday Conference call

Our Monday conference call
Learning robust new systems
Our Stakeholders are pleased
With our out of the box thinking
Please don't re-invent, Let's not re-invent the wheel
Or, Put the Cart before the Horse
On our Monday Conference Call