In the mountains unknown to man,
Lives an icy legend grand,
It's the Abominable Snowman, a king of frost,
In the Himalayas, where all hope is lost.
Skiers beware, hikers take heed,
He's got a hunger only humans feed.
Abominable Showdown, in the snow he reigns,
Skins his prey and leaves the remains,
Hangin' from the trees, like predator and shit,
Abominable Showdown, no hope for you, not one bit.
Mountain climbers and thrill-seekers too,
In his icy grip, you'll turn blue,
Peels off your skin, then devours you whole,
The Abominable Snowman's on patrol.
He's not just a myth, this shit is real,
Abominable Showman, your fate he'll seal.
Abominable Showdown, in the snow he reigns,
Skins his prey and leaves the remains,
Hangin' from the trees, a grisly display,
Abominable Showdown, stay out of his way.
So if you're thinking of trekking those Himalayan heights,
Remember the king of the snowy nights,
The lord of the cold with a deadly grin,
In the game of survival, he always wins.
Adventurers brave, and those who stray,
In the Abominable's lair, you'll become prey,
His icy kingdom, your final scene,
In the snowman's grasp, nothing's serene.
Abominable Showdown, in the snow he reigns,
Skins his prey and leaves the remains,
Hangin' from the trees, a grisly display,
Abominable Showdown, stay out of his way.
So heed the warnings, keep to safer trails,
Avoid the Abominable, where every tale pales,
For in the cold heights, where legends grow,
The Abominable Snowman waits below.