Heathers The Musical - Candy Store Lyrics

H. Chandler(spoken)
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far,
why now are you pulling on my d**k?
I'd normally slap your face off,
And everyone here can watch!
But I'm feeling nice,
Here's some advice
LISTEN UP B*-Y*CH!

H. Duke & McNamara
I like!

H. Chandler
Lookin' hot, buyin' stuff they cannot.

Heather D & M
I like!

H. Chandler
Drinkin' hard, maxin' Dad's credit card.

Heather D & M
I like!

H. Chandler
Skippin' gym; scarin' her, screwin' him!

Heather D & M
I like!

H. Chandler
Killer clothes,

Heathers
Kickin' nerds in the nose!

H. Chandler
If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls; have your mommy fix you a snack!

Heather D & M
Woooah!

H. Chandler
Or you could come smoke,
Pound some rum & coke,
In my Porche with the quarterback!

Heather D & M
Woooah!
Woooah!
Woooah!

Heathers
Honey, what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store!
You just gotta prove you're not a loser anymore!
Then step into my candy store,
Wooah!
Guys fall!

H. Chandler
At your feet.

H. Duke
Pay the check,

H. McNamara
Help you cheat!

Heather M & C
All you!

H. Duke
Have to do,

H. Chandler
Say goodbye to Shamu!

Heather D & C
That freak's!

H. McNamara
Not your friend,
I can tell in the end.

Heather M & C
If she!

H. Duke
Had your shot,

Heathers
She would leave you to rot!

H. McNamara
Course if you don't care, FINE
Go braid her hair,
Maybe "Sesame Street" is on!

Heather D & C
Woooah!

H. McNamara
Or forget that creep,

H. Duke
And get in my Jeep,

H. Chandler
Let's go tear up someone's lawn!

Heather D & M
Woooah!
Woooah!
Woooah!

Heathers
Honey, what you waitin' for?
Step into my candy store!
You just gotta prove you're not a p**sy anymore!
Then step into my candy store!

H. Chandler
You can join the team,

Heather D & M
Or you can b**ch and moan!

H. Chandler
You can live the dream,

Heather D & M
Or you can die alone!

H. Chandler
You can fly with eagles,

Heathers
Or if you prefer,

H. Chandler
Keep testing me and end up like her!

Martha(spoken)
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his Homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me!

Veronica(spoken)
...color me stoked.

Martha(spoken)
I'm so happy!

H. Duke
Wooooah, honey what you waitin' foooor?

H. Chandler. H. D & M
SHUT UP HEATHER!
Welcome to my candy store! Oh woooah!
You just gotta prove you're not a lame *ss anymore!

Heathers
Then step into my candy store!
Its my candy store, it's my candy(x2)
It's my candy store, it's my candy store!
Woooah!

[Thanks to littledrummergirl53 for correcting these lyrics]