Let's see how many words I can rhyme
When I'm out my god damn mind
Pencil case blue paint pay that fine
Elephant tusk cause they shine
You took my keys and my f*cking lein
Hot shots with Charlie mother f*cking Sheen
Her favorite color is light f*cking green
Big ass porch but it needs a f*cking screen
If you watch wrestling watch the f*cking fiend
Brussel sprouts Are not very keen
Mom once said that I'm f*cking obscene
What will we call song sixteen
Nonsense no sense past tense presents
Thinking about new cabinets for the house
Favorite character in the matrix was mouse
Never seen a wife who wasn't a spouse
FedEx drivers have f*cking routes
The story of mephisto and Faust
Need some shrooms got any cowes
I'm on fire hope I do t get doused
As a kid I did play mother f*cking joust
Are we going no not this one
Muffins Brownie and horse hair
Best thing outside is fresh air
Nervous long tail cat rocking chair
I really like bears but not if they care
Drivers go slow when there's a glare
Teaching little kids they need to share
I like that singer who is the son of Cher
They cheat at prizes while visiting the fare
Nonsense no sense past tense presents
I noticed you never wear a hat
Please explain the word f*cking trap
Up until recently I never liked cap
In magic trying to learn the deck rat
In England poo is mother f*cking shat
The past tense of sit is f*cking sat
Two of the best were Paul and pat
I hope you like this and mother f*cking clap
Organic vegetables a coffee pot
Out of my mind like it or not
You know there is another word for cop
Don't touch the oven it is hot
Anybody got any f*cking pot
Keep touching me don't ever stop
Is this the part where the bass drop
So many pancakes at the i f*cking hop
Best friend in school his name was Scott
I never even played hop scotch
Can't afford liquor that's top notch
When wrapping presents use scotch
I don't know what you just said
Favorite kilt is not f*cking red
What the hell is on joeys head
Daughter likes wearing f*cking keds
Shit were the cats even f*cking fed
Where were the lemmings f*cking led
Is Tupac really f*cking dead
Doctor on the fly fast f*cking med
What's the guy on the simpsons Ned
Do snakes really f*cking shed
What was the last book you f*cking read
Red lobster with the cheddar f*cking bread
Remember crank yanker special f*cking Ed
Hardest part of sowing is the f*cking thread
Jc penny has a really nice f*cking bed spread
Danger road work f*cking ahead
How many words did I rhyme
While I was out my god damn mind
Let me get a beer in a Stein
Cheese