Heath Not Keith - Couch Potato Lyrics

Glued to my seat
Off of my feet
I just can't wait to see what is on TV
Pizza on the way
Been waiting all day
When I click the remote, technicolor dreams arrive

Woah oh Woah oh oh
Woah oh Woah oh oh

I wish I had a car like KITT from Knight Rider
And save the whole world with that dude MacGyver
(If I Quantum Leaped I wonder who I would be)
He's a cool guy
(I wanna subway surf with)
Michaelangelo

Mystery Science Theater could use me on their team
There's nothing but music videos on MTV
(I wanna be smart like Cliff the Mailman)
It's the coolest thing
(When I wonder what will happen next...)
Commercial break!

Straighten my antenna
Need a bigger screen
Looking too long I might become a veg head
Inspector Gadget
80's shows are magic
I love to sing the songs from Cheers and Wonder Years

Woah oh Woah oh oh
Woah oh Woah oh oh

I wish I had a car like KITT from Knight Rider
And save the whole world with that dude MacGyver
(If I Quantum Leaped I wonder who I would be)
He's a cool guy
(I wanna subway surf with)
Michaelangelo

Mystery Science Theater could use me on their team
There's nothing but music videos on MTV
(I wanna be smart like Cliff the Mailman)
It's the coolest thing
(When I wonder what will happen next...)
Commercial break!

I wish I had a car like KITT from Knight Rider
And save the whole world with that dude MacGyver
(If I Quantum Leaped I wonder who I would be)
He's a cool guy
(I wanna subway surf with)
Michaelangelo

Mystery Science Theater could use me on their team
There's nothing but music videos on MTV
(I wanna be smart like Cliff the Mailman)
It's the coolest thing
(When I wonder what will happen next...)
Commercial break!