Haydn Conniff - Fortnight Lyrics

I was supposed to be sent away
But they forgot to come and get me
I was a functioning alcoholic
Until they didn't get my aesthetic
And all of this to say
I hope you're okay
But you're the reason
And no one here's to blame
But what about your quiet treason?
And for a fortnight there we were
Forever running to you
Sometimes ask about the weather
Now you're in my backyard
Turned into good neighbors
Your wife waters flowers
I want to kill her
All my mornings are Mondays
Stuck in an endless February
I took the miracle move on drug
The effects were temporary
And I love you, it's ruining my life
I love you, it's ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight
I touched you, but I touched you
And for a fortnight there we were
Forever running to you
Sometimes ask about the weather
Now you're in my backyard
Turned into good neighbors
Your wife waters flowers
I want to kill her
And for a fortnight there we were
Together running to you
Sometimes come and tug my sweater
Now you're at the mailbox
Turned into good neighbors
My husband is cheating
I want to kill him
I love you, it's ruining my life
(I love you, it's ruining my life)
I touched you for only a fortnight
(I touched you)
I touched you
I love you, it's ruining my life
(I love you, it's ruining my life)
I touched you for only a fortnight
(I touched you)
But I touched you
Thought of calling ya but you won't pick up
Another fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
But it won't start up 'til you touch, touch, touch me
Thought of calling ya but you won't pick up
'Norther fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
But it won't start up 'til I touch, touch, touch me